
Let me remind you, if you wake up in the morning, it’s because Jack Bauer spared your life. When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer hates lemonade. Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer. Jack Bauer believes it’s not butter. Guns don’t kill people, Jack Bauer kills people.
January 16, 2007 at 6:55 PM
funny! sadly, i refuse to get involved in another show. my life just can't take it. top
January 16, 2007 at 10:34 PM
I heart Jack Bauer. Last night Jack Bauer got special powers from that nuc. I bet that he can shoot lazer beams out of his eyeballs now. top