A conversation
ap: (sleeping)
Riley: (internal voice)-God...that spot where his legs meet looks SOOOOOOOO inviting. I gotta get off my paws. They're killing me. This a-hole comes home, lays down on MY couch, and thinks its ok to fall asleep to NCAA basketball. He knows I can't stand college basketball until the tournament starts. I should eat his underwear for this.
ap: (sleeping)
Riley: (internal voice)-Oh well...and...up we go!
ap: (internal voice)-I will only have one child, Lord, as I have lost both testicles...
Riley: (internal voice)-God...that spot where his legs meet looks SOOOOOOOO inviting. I gotta get off my paws. They're killing me. This a-hole comes home, lays down on MY couch, and thinks its ok to fall asleep to NCAA basketball. He knows I can't stand college basketball until the tournament starts. I should eat his underwear for this.
ap: (sleeping)
Riley: (internal voice)-Oh well...and...up we go!
ap: (internal voice)-I will only have one child, Lord, as I have lost both testicles...
Labels: a nap awakened, Riley
March 16, 2008 at 4:06 PM
You think dogs are bad? Just wait until you have a toddler running around. Daddy's junk won't be safe for years. top